Saturday, December 26, 2015

Type 1 Diabetics Be Like...

We've all been there...You sit down to dinner with a newly acquired friend, work colleague, or your significant others family. *Click* you hit the button and your lancet produces a drop of blood. Immediate gasps, exclamations, and nervous ticks erupt. "Ouch!" *Cringe* "Do you do that every day?!" *Shakes head in pity*
We've all been there.
Like the time I injected insulin in front of a kid at work who gripped his stomach dramatically and jumped about three feet backwards.
Or my brother-in-laws little brother who starts freaking out every time I pull out my insulin pen. "Aw man I cant watch- but I have to! Ahhh man. Geez. Mmm" he proceeds to make grotesque exclamations as if he were watching the 77th Hunger Games unfold.
Lets be honest, sometimes its fun to flip people out, make them think we are tough.
Other times peoples concern/open revulsion is just annoying.
Like the following comments:
Annoying Person: "Does that hurt?" Me (wants to say): No of course not, it feels like a tiny needle massage. Me (actually says): "Yeah, most of the time".
Annoying Person (again. See what I mean?): "I could never do that!" Me (wants to say) : Na your right, you'd probably die. Me (actually says): "You could if you had to".
Kudos to all those T1Ds out there who bravely "Impale" themselves daily without a flinch.
But more kudos to those who aren't afraid to admit it hurts sometimes.
Who are we kidding? We are all stinking awesome.
~Kelby, T1D (a.k.a. Human Pincushion)



3 comments:

  1. "A tiny needle massage"!!!! Bwahahahaha!!! Yes! For real. Oh, I can't breath. That's just great.
    Massage by porcupine. Lol!

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    1. Hahahahaha! Love youuu thanks for the comments ; )

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